Thanks for indulging me, and if you made it this far, I’m impressed. It’s.obviously never going to happen, but we can dream, can’t we? Thanks in part to Briar Rabbit whose 'Kill Tess Everis' video helped inspire this idea. It would obviously be better written and structured than what I’ve done here, but man, I think this would be a lot of fun, and just what the game needs. It would be a way to nuke Eververse completely and stay in the lore of the game. This is without question the goofiest Destiny post I’ve ever written but man, do I think it would be awesome/hilarious to structure an entire DLC around Tess being a secret traitor complete with an Eververse loot-filled raid with her and corrupt Guardians as a final boss. God, I wish my vault had this much space. GUARDIAN: Sorry, what? Stop talking and help me transmat all this incredible loot back to the Tower. And there are some who are more honest about it…

TESS EVERIS: I told you, you Guardians aren’t so much different than me. GUARDIAN: You’re sick, and you’re coming with us. TESS EVERIS: Well I can’t see it from down here, but I’m pretty sure it’s still shining. Besides, I knew you would be there, knights in shining armor, to stop any conflict before we were annihilated. Have you ever actually talked to the Cabal, the Fallen? You can actually have a conversation instead of shooting them in the face as soon as you see them, you know. TESS EVERIS: And you Guardians have killed millions of other sentient races. GUARDIAN: You killed thousands by selling those codes, our tech. TESS EVERIS: Eververse was never going to be enough. You idiots were even paying me for dance moves. TESS EVERIS: Please, you use those to have fun, and what you don’t use, you hoard. GUARDIAN: We use those to protect people.

TESS EVERIS: Oh really? How much Glimmer do you have on you, right now? 100,000? How many ships do you own? Sparrows? How many guns and armor sets in your vault? GUARDIAN: We would never sell out those we protect for…what, coins? Dust? GHOST: Who would do this? Who would sell out their own kind for profit? Criminal scum. This city will not survive a third assault. ZAVALA: Take care of this traitor Guardian. GUARDIAN: We just killed a few hundred Fallen, I’m sure we’ll manage. GHOST: Guardian, I’ve managed to decrypt the last payment made from the Fallen. They’re transferring millions of Glimmer to someone in The Last City.ĬAYDE-6: Again, not me! I mean I literally don’t have a heart, but you know what I mean.ĪMANDA (on comms): Sir, seein' some thick smoke in the East Quarter from up here. Whoever this is supplying the Fallen with everything. And it would totally disrupt our patrol sched. ZAVALA: What do you mean we have to change every security protocol in the The Last City? That could take days. An infiltration, not a siege like the Cabal. With these vehicles, that means they could have fresh access codes to The Last City itself. GHOST: How would Fallen even drive those with all their arms? GHOST: Well, I think we’re on the right track. GHOST: Huh, there’s a group of Guardian ships approaching. We sent a crate off to a fireteam on Mars who ran out of ordinance trying to kill some big Cabal.

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